"Please, please, please! I desperately need a break from this madness!"
"A break, you say? But you're under contract. You get no break!"
"That's right, you lazy, no-talent slob! Listen to hairy little pal. You must edit! You must edit!"
"I can't, I can't! I'm exhausted. I must sleep, sleep, sleeeeep....."
"Oh, no! Now what?"
"I'll tell you now what! NO MONEY. She'll live the rest of her life in squalor, blogging idiotic anecdotes about nothing. Ahh-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-hahaha!"
"Wait. She gets money for this?"
("...I get money?")
"Only if you write something worth reading! Before your damn deadline! Time's running out, my pretty!"
"But...but...I'm doing the best I can! Oh, have a heart!"
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."
"Oh, don't let that old beyotch intimidate you, honey. You know you can do it. You can do it! Do it! DO IT! DO IT!"
BAM!
Silence.
"Um, I meant finish your edits, you silly girl!"
2 comments:
ah, your creativity knows no bounds, my dear! LOVED this post.
And, if it helps, I'm right there with you in editing hell (um, and I was JUST about to get back to it, in fact, when I stumbled on this blog post...yeah, that's it...not like I was surfing endlessly in avoidance or anything...)
Yeah, I hear ya!
Edit...goof around...edit...goof around...nothing wrong with OUR attention span, is there? :)
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