Tuesday, August 11, 2009

PLEASE SPARE US!

Sadistic aliens have conquered Earth.

Those of you who refuse to cooperate will be bound and gagged with your eyelids clamped open (think A Clockwork Orange) and planted in front of Headline News.

You will then be forced to watch only ONE CONTINUOUS NEWS STORY.

Luckily you have 2 choices:

24-HOUR NON-STOP NEWS PREFERENCE
The Death of Michael Jackson
Jon and Kate

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