"Indestructible" dog toys don't exist.
I don't care who makes it. I don't what what they're "made" of. I don't care about the promises all over the labels. I don't care how many pitbulls they tried these toys out on, how many tanks rolled over it, how many alligator-infested swamps they experimeted with. I don't care if these toys survived the Chernobyl disaster.
I've tried them all, and Elijah eats them. He'd eat every shred if I didn't catch him in time and pry the soggy pieces out of his slavering jaws.
The only things he hasn't totally shredded yet are those rubber squeaky toys. And the reason he hasn't?
He won't play with them. He just gives me this "WTF" look. Then he prances over to chow down on my vaccuum cleaner hose.
I'm thinking of hauling in a hub cap. Or possibly a tire iron. Fetch!