Thursday, May 7, 2009


How many TUMS are considered "too many"? Like, what's the overdose ratio? More than 10 in 4 hours? Cuz I just ate another 10.That's right: another 10. I'm supposed to be "scoped" in July--don't you love that expression? like someone's gonna douse me in minty fresh mouthwash?--but something tells me I better get in sooner before I start spewing blood.

Okay, I'm a drama queen. I promise not to spew blood. But I swear I've got the esophagus of a hard-core alcoholic and I barely toss back three drinks a year. Stress. I'm convinced.

So...anybody out there ever OD on Tums?

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