For all you ex-strippers who want to make a few quick bucks (while keeping your clothes on). C'mon. I know you're out there.
Or if you're just looking to make a large sum of money....sometime...in the future...unless they find your cement boots at the bottom of the river.
Do you have Artistic Vision and the desire to do all the work?
Or this looks easy. It'll practically write itself.
The second sentence in this one depressed me. Maybe virtual Haldol?
Why do you suppose a lit agency would advertise on Craiglist?
Now this one I LOVED. I swear I didn't write it!
Yah, shooor. Just send her everything you got.
Fine, but I am sooo not buying the coffee.