Saturday, July 28, 2007

What Part of "Outline" Do I Not Understand?

Today's Horoscope: If you are working on a particular problem, you are now poised to make an intellectual breakthrough. Nevertheless, don't force a solution; just follow your feelings wherever they take you.

This "intellectual breakthrough" hopefully means I will solve the MASSIVE TIME WARP I just discovered in my ms. Was I huffing Aquanet I wrote this?

Hello? Thanksgiving only comes once a year. And as far as I know it comes before Hanukah. Who knew that STW takes place in an alternate universe? And this is only one of my time-frame f***-ups. I'm sure I have others. BIG others.

Horoscope revised: Just follow your feelings wherever they take you A FREAKING OUTLINE for once in your life!

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