Warning: do not keep bird food on the floor.
Beth found a mole in the bag. Not only did she "find" it in the bag--she sat and watched it for 10 minutes while it scurried back and forth between the bag and the DVD speaker, neatly and unconcernedly depositing the bird seed for future consumption. Back and forth, back and forth. Hubby picked the speaker up and shook it. There had to be a pound of birdseed in there.
The speaker went out with the garbage. The mole is now...somewhere.
One of these days I will break down and vaccuum.