I found my book listed as a collectible on Amazon for $32.
Coincidentally--this is the same book I signed a couple of weeks ago for someone I actually know. Presumably it was for her granddaughter. OR maybe she'd just said she'd let her granddaughter "read" it. My memory is fuzzy because, ya know, when someone asks me to sign a book I get all a-twitterpated. I'm very flattered. I'm scared I'll misspell my own name and screw it up.
So now I'm torn between:
1. Realizing, okay, she bought it so of course she's entitled to do whatever she wants with it. Intellectually I have no problem with that at all.
2. Be, um, insulted?
3. Admire her spirit of free enterprise.
4. Admire her nerve.