Cable's out, I'm on dialup, and this is taaaaaaaaaaking forrrrrrrreevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrr. How do you dialup folks stand it?? My desperately-need-to-be-touched-up roots grew out a whole inch just waiting for LJ to load.
Regardless, my day's already shot--I have to be at work by 1 p.m. to vote on a union contract. Heh. Any K-Y lying around?