Note to Mr. Spitzer: Soooo...was she worth it?
Note to Mary Ann of Gilligan's Island: Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Note to Britney: Try staying inside for a month. See what happens.
Note to American Idol's Carly: WTF possessed you to to that to your arm?!?
Note to Jack Kevorkian: Wow, convicted felons ARE permitted to run for Congress. How lucky are you, dude?