Monday, March 31, 2008
Vote for CARRIE JONES
The Great and Powerful Oz has endorsed: OUR OWN CARRIE JONES!
"No more Larrys or Curlys or Moes. We gonna vote for CARRIE JONES! Sing! Sing!"
"No more Larrys or Curlys or Moes..."
"...We're gonna vote for CARRIE JONES!"
"No more Larrys or Curlys or Moes..."
"...We gonna vote for Carrie Jones...psst, I'm lying, of course. I'm voting for my sister! And I'll do everything in my power to guarantee she wins! Shh! Shh!"
"The POLLS are OPEN!"
"I predict she will win!"
"Curses! So do I. I must STOP this! Must think of a way, a waaaay...! Yes, yes. I HAVE IT!"
"Rats. I think she's up to something."
"Like my clever disguise?"
"Hello, dear ladies. I am here to collect your absentee ballots. I'm sure you are voting for my SISTER, n'est ce pas?"
"Oh, no, no, no. I'm VOTING FOR CARRIE, you wicked, wicked witch!"
"Heh, heh, heh. I'll show YOU, my pretty. Monkeys! Take these ballots and TRASH 'EM!"
"It's too late! The votes are in! And look! Up in the sky!"
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